Gargoyle on Books by Walter S. Arnold, Sculptor / Stone Carver, Chicago IL 2002 I did a rat-a-tat-tat on my knee.  Crossed my legs the other way.  Did a rat-a-tat-tat on the other knee. Didn’t help.  Wiggled my foot, making circles with it.  Helped a little.  It was a five-minute drive, and it felt like … More the agent from the black lagoon……